So yeah, I'm Michael, let me introduce myself...
I'm a stereotypical teenage boy living a stereotypical life; well sort of. In most ways I'm pretty ordinary; but in other ways I'm not.
I've moved 7 times in my life. I've lived in 11 different houses and apartments. I've resided in 4 different states. I've attended 10 different schools (if you count preschool). I've traveled to 31 countries and 28 different states. I was the youngest of 3 kids for the first 15 years of my life, but now I'm not. (we'll get into that another day).
All in all, my chaotic life has given me a lot to talk about. I'm mostly glad I have such a large frame of reference. Then again, every once in a while I wish I was one of those kids that has lived in the same house since the day they were born and has gone to school with the same kids since kindergarten... but I don't feel that way very often... if I was that kid, I'd probably have a lot less to say.